I have to say that the panel of judges (Beloved, Sleepy Miss C, and myself) enjoyed reading the entries for the Clocky contest. Personally, I was happy to note that I am not the only parent who has trouble getting a kid out of bed.
But without further ado, the winner of the Clocky Alarm Clock from Spoon Sisters is...
Here is her entry for your reading pleasure:
Trying to get my 2 boys (6 and 8) out of bed is a nightmare. Like you, DH can get ‘em up easily, but I’m the one who’s home in the morning. I try rubbing their backs, talking nicely, talking louder, threatening lives and other sorts of general chaos. But some days the only thing that gets ‘em moving is when I sing. And I ain’t no Julie Andrews. How bad am I? I was once asked to stop singing in a karaoke bar full of drunks. So when the boys don’t move, I tell ‘em “don’t make me sing!!!’ And if that doesn’t work, I start singing “The Rainbow Connection” from the Muppet Movie at the top of my lungs. It’s not pretty. Halfway across the country Simon Cowell is hiding under his bed w/ his hands over his ears.
But they do get up. BTW, should this entry win and should you wish to torture your listeners (readers), I could record a few minutes of the experience.
So readers, do we want to 'hear' Sharon? Or shall we take warning from those drunks in the karaoke bar? Let's vote! Leave me a comment and tell me what you think.
Sharon, congrats honey! I hope Clocky gets those boys rollin' outta bed each and every morning! And stop back by and let us know how it works. We'd love to know!
4 comments:
Thank you! I'd like to thank the Academy, my manager, my agent, George Clooney for all the backrubs...whoops, wrong speech.
Seriously though, this is a cool thing to find out on a Monday. And I'll stick w/ my end of the bargain - if the readers want to hear me warble, I'll do it. But they've been warned!!!
Sharon Wren
oh man, i so want to hear her!
Congrats, Sharon!
I don't know. I've learned, through the years, that one should always trust the opinions of drunk karaoke groups. =)
It can't be that bad...let us judge for ourselves
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